film quote game

[Maple Leaf]

bump

[DrDick&Vick]

Oh dear, seems nobody knows this one but my daughter does and has just told me it is Kung Foo Panda

[Palujia]

What the heck is a "Kung Food Panda?"

[BigLad & Co.]

What the heck is a "Kung Food Panda?"

It's a bit like Kung Po Chicken, but a lot more expensive!!!

Anyway, that's correct Dr Dick - over to you!

[DrDick&Vick]

Ok then which film was this from?
"You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught."

[Palujia]

One of "she who must be obeyed's"
favourite films:-
Thelma and Louise !!

[DrDick&Vick]

Ding a Ling to that man.

[Palujia]

Here goes then with another of my all time favourite films:-
"Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when its done, if I'm dead,
Kill him !!"

[DrDick&Vick]

was watching a couple of films last night and suddenly realised that I had read this when I heard it.
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

[Palujia]

nice big Ding
for that one - lots of good quotes from that one !!

[Boltonian]

Cmon.

[Boltonian]

Cmon.

Why are we waiting, cmon!

[Bill D (wwh)]

Richard should be along shortly. :)

[DrDick&Vick]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh and he appears as if by magic!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry folks been busy.

Name the film for this one,
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[Palujia]

I know who said it but don't know which film it comes from - the quote was on TV this week sometime

[Boltonian]

I am innocent and have never heard the quote.:wub:
Probably seen the film like - in one and out the other...

[DrDick&Vick]

hint time
the character was called - ALVY SINGER and played by W###Y A###N

[martybartfast]

Was that the one where he plays the theatrical agent being chased by the mob? If so I think it was called Stardust Memories.

Edit to add: Just remembered the film I was thinking of was Broadway Danny Rose, in which he played Danny Rose, so obviously not the one you're looking for.

[DrDick&Vick]

Hint enlargement time

the character was called - ALVY SINGER and played by W###Y A###N & the film was A#### ###L

[BigLad & Co.]

Annie Hall?

[DrDick&Vick]

Ding a Ling so over to you.

[Boltonian]

Never heard of it.

[BigLad & Co.]

Darn - forgot I'd have to set one next...OK here goes...

"No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it."

[DrDick&Vick]

Just heard it in the Starsky and Hutch film.

[BigLad & Co.]

Correct :applause:
Your turn!

[Bill D (wwh)]

Bump...

[DrDick&Vick]

Whoops, sorry folks. I got too involved with other things.

Film quote time then:
"Excuse me while I whip this out." Name the film and this is a classic film of it's type.

[Palujia]

One of the "Carry one films?" Carry on Dick or Up the Khyber ?

[DrDick&Vick]

Nope none of the carry on films. A fiery title.

[Boltonian]

The one and only Blazing Saddles.

[DrDick&Vick]

Yup, correct my friend.
Over to you.

[Boltonian]

There could be more than one answer to this question so I will give you a clue, it isnt an adult movie.

Which film had no dialogue other than grunts?

[DrDick&Vick]

Only one springs to mind, Caveman with Ringo Starr 'who only grunts at the best of times'

[martybartfast]

Wasn't there also 1 million years BC, with Raquel Welsh ?

[Boltonian]

Its the RW on I am aware of.
Well done.:wub:

[martybartfast]

So staying with the RW theme:

What do Raquel Welch and Fred Trueman have in common?

[Boltonian]

Now that just isnt cricket.

[martybartfast]

Actually I remembered on the train on the way in that I got confused over which thread this was, so:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

And in case anyone was wondering Raquel's son and Fred's daughter are/were married which always struck me as an odd combination.

[Boltonian]

Its a reference to a battle, I think.

[martybartfast]

Next line:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion,

[martybartfast]

The whole scene:


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

And it wasn't spoken by a human

[ivanidea]

Blade Runner.

[martybartfast]

Blade Runner.


DING

[ivanidea]

Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!... Well, maybe you do... but that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay!

[thekennelat79]

Ahhhh!

A fine example of Donkey-speak from Shrek :lol:

[ivanidea]

Correct :applause:

[thekennelat79]

Ta very much.
Let's try an easy one.........

Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, ******ers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"Could you repeat that, sir?"

[thekennelat79]

I did say that it was an easy one...........:ohmy:

Let's try another clue.........

This film sounded like fairly hot stuff

[zarbibird]

Is it from 'Blazing saddles?'

[thekennelat79]

Is it from 'Blazing saddles?'

Well done! Spot on! :)

Over to you for the next question..................

[zarbibird]

Ok then! Which film does this line come from.....
'Christmas is carnage!'

[DrDick&Vick]

Oink Oink, that might just be Babe!

[zarbibird]

Yes indeed! One of zarbibird's favourite films :) Over to you!

[DrDick&Vick]

OK, an easy one for you all.

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way"

Character as well if possible.

[Boltonian]

WHo fwamed wodger wabbit.

Merrrr wats up Doc!


Mrs sexy wabbit said it, cant wemembre her name....

[DrDick&Vick]

Over to you , she was Jessica

[Boltonian]

It's a motorcycle. Two cylinder. Chain drive. One squeaky wheel, on the front, it sounds like. Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.

Bonus points if you can name the character.
:)

[martybartfast]

I can see the scene, I'm pretty sure It's the Aristocats, where the butler is trying to get rid of the kittens, and I remember seeing it on Screen Test with Michael Rod about 35 years ago! It's the two dogs IIRC a bloodhound and a basset hound.

Not sure of the name but I'm getting the name Napoleon from somewhere (I'm beginning to sound like Doris Stokes!)

[Boltonian]

We have a winner, DING DONG:)

[martybartfast]

What hump?

[RuberyBlue]

Elephant man;)

[martybartfast]

Nope.

Here's the quote in context:


Dr. FF: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

I: What hump?

[DrDick&Vick]

Rocky Horror Show?

[martybartfast]

Not quite, but you're thinking along the right lines.

FF doesn't stand for "Frank N Furter", but it's someone very similar with a similar sounding surname.

[DrDick&Vick]

Must be a Frankenstein film then but not sure which one

[martybartfast]

Must be a Frankenstein film then but not sure which one

getting warmer.

[DrDick&Vick]

Just asked my son what he thinks and he reckons form the ititials F.F and I it has to be Young Frankenstein as he has seen that one, the only ones I remember are the really old ones

[martybartfast]

Yep it was Young Frankenstein, with Marty Feldman as Igor with a moving hump.

DING

[DrDick&Vick]

OK let's go with
"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."

[DrDick&Vick]

I was almost shaw somebody would redeem themselves with this one

[martybartfast]

Gotta be the Shawshank Redemption then.

[DrDick&Vick]

Give that man a balloon
Over to Marty

[martybartfast]

1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!

[martybartfast]

Forum playing up.

[martybartfast]

1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!

Well I can tell you the Marty in this film (the first of 3) wasn't me!

Oh and it was pronounced "Jigawatts"

[Predictable Bob]

:D

Back to the Future perchance ?


:D

[martybartfast]

DING I thought this was never going to go.

[Predictable Bob]

:socool:

So it's my shout then ...

"Wonder what took her so long to get mad?"


Probably my favourite film (Even if it is a bit old now)




:D

[Boltonian]

I know it but cant get the name out onto my tongue.

[Predictable Bob]

:D

The actor concerned became mayor of his town


:cool:

[Boltonian]

That confirms its the one I am thinking of but still cannot name it.

[Predictable Bob]

:rolleyes:

The man with no name ...


:eek:

[Predictable Bob]

:confused:

This is like pulling teeth ...

"Welcome to Hell"


:(

[DrDick&Vick]

high plains drifter I think.

[Predictable Bob]

:applause:

Next !!!


:applause:

[DrDick&Vick]

Ok folks, here is a nice easy one for you all:

He didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car!

[DrDick&Vick]

Hint:
It wasn't a happily titled film.

[DrDick&Vick]

1990 film and the character was called Annie

[DrDick&Vick]

Bump, anybody going to jump in and answer this and put me out of mine!!

[pitkin2020]

Kathy Bates, Misery I think. Its been advertised recently must watch it lol

[DrDick&Vick]

CORRECT!!! https://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk85/richardmullans/Smilies/congratchamp.gif

Your turn to set the question

[pitkin2020]

Should be reasonably easy (I hope lol)

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning. "

[pitkin2020]

too hard??

[DrDick&Vick]

No but I want somebody else to have a go.

[Blid435]

Would it be The Fast and the Furious :popcorn:

[pitkin2020]

Would it be The Fast and the Furious :popcorn:

It would be indeed....CONGRATULATIONS.....Heres is your prize.....its your turn now (that was the prize BTW lol)

[Blid435]

I'll do my best, here we go..."All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
:confused:

[Bill D (wwh)]

Bump...

[DrDick&Vick]

I know it's a John Wayne film but struggling for a title at the moment.

[Blid435]

I know it's a John Wayne film but struggling for a title at the moment.

Very warm Dr. (hint) don't get yourself in this position

[martybartfast]

Very warm Dr. (hint) don't get yourself in this position

Well I looked it up on IMDB and it's not one I'd heard of.

[Bill D (wwh)]

Bump... Another clue, perhaps?

[martybartfast]

Well I looked it up and I've forgotten now.

TBH I can't see anyone getting it unless they're a real John Wanye (or Kirk Douglas) fan.

[DrDick&Vick]

It bugged me as I knew that it was John Wayne so I looked it up and then realised what the hint meant.
I actually used to put myself in that position for the W word and would only do it now for family.

[Blid435]

I think you know what it is Dr Dick and I used to do the same as you but not now. :)

[Bill D (wwh)]

Bump... Blid, I don't think anyone's going to get this one - I suggest you give us another. :)

[Blid435]

Ok Bill, The answer was John Wayne in "In Harm's Way" wasn't it Dr.Dick,lol :lol: The new quote is as follows:- "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
:popcorn: good luck

[martybartfast]

That's gotta be Groucho.

I'll guess Duck Soup.

[Palujia]

one of my favourite Movies - Animal Crackers !

[Blid435]

Congratulations Paluja :applause: one of my all time favs as well. I guess you're it now, :popcorn:

[Palujia]

Right then - another all time favourite of mine:-
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

[DrDick&Vick]

of all the film quotes in the world you could pick.

Casablanca me thinks

[Palujia]

"OK Sweetheart" !! Was beginning to worry that not one else was playing - over to you then

[Maple Leaf]

Bump .... to DrDick&Vick (https://www.gagb.org.uk/forums/member.php?u=3225)

[DrDick&Vick]

Sorry folks

easy one then "You know your problem? You don't like winners"

[DrDick&Vick]

Bumping this one up with a small hint.
NO funny walks

[Predictable Bob]

:confused:

A Fish Called Wanda ?


:confused:

[DrDick&Vick]

Well done, so it's over to you for the next quote then!!

[Predictable Bob]

:D

OK, a nice easy one ...

Wonder what took her so long to get mad?


:beer:

[Predictable Bob]

A hint then ...

Malpaso

[DrDick&Vick]

something is drifting in and out of my head here

[Palujia]

High Plains Drifter ??

[Predictable Bob]

:applause:

Oh yus - a bit dated now but still one of Eastwood's finest !

I'm pretty sure that Richard had it but Palujia can have the glory (And the hassle of coming up with the next one)


:D

[Palujia]

Well here's another nice mess you've got me into !
(Most of us know who said it - but can you remember which film it was !!)

[Palujia]

No L& H fans out there ?

[DrDick&Vick]

another fine mess

[Palujia]

Ding !
Although I've since been told that it's a miss quote - but near enough for government work !!

[DrDick&Vick]

Ta for that.

I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!

[DrDick&Vick]

bump

[Predictable Bob]

Since you're nagging - I think it's one of the 70's disaster movies but I can't remember which one ...

:D

[DrDick&Vick]

Blimey, a big big hint in the quote :p

[Predictable Bob]

:applause:

I know that but I've got this idea that there was more than one Airport disaster movie (Not including Airplane which is probably the best spoof of all time)

I'll say Airport and you can shoot me down

:D

[DrDick&Vick]

DING
Airport it was

[DrDick&Vick]

Bumpty bump for Predictable Bob

[Palujia]

Cooooeee you must be back from Wales by now Bob !!!

[Predictable Bob]

:D

Stop picking on me !

Like the sign says, "speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"

[DrDick&Vick]

is that the question or a request?

[Predictable Bob]

:D

That's the quote - I went a little obscure cos the others are pretty obvious !

[DrDick&Vick]

way to easy you, will wait and see if anybody else gets it in the next few days.

[Predictable Bob]

Mel Gibson film ...

[DrDick&Vick]

Ok as no body else has come in I shall give my answer.

Mad Max

[Predictable Bob]

:applause:

Ding !

[DrDick&Vick]

What can I say, thanks Bob.
My offering is:

It's been emotional

[DrDick&Vick]

Bumping this one up as it isn't that difficult.
Sit and have a 'smoke' and think about it!!

[DrDick&Vick]

this could be a double barrelled question!!!!

[Predictable Bob]

I think you've given it away Richard !

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels ?

[DrDick&Vick]

yup it most certainly is
Over to you.

[Predictable Bob]

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones


:D

[DrDick&Vick]

Weather is really foul and I am bored so have been browsing the old bits on here. Found this and I think it is from Dr Strangelove

[DrDick&Vick]

Looks like another thread that is dying :rolleyes:

[Predictable Bob]

:eek:

Whoops !

Sorry Dick - I fell asleep for a bit ;)

Over to you !


:cool:

[Millahardman]

CAPTAIN (Strother Martin): "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
COOL HAND LUKE