Parrot Joke

[cacherelle]

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff."


The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
said "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the
bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Dave came home
from work.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi, Dave!"

[keehotee]

lol

[cacherelle]

Cheers kehotee, thought it needed a bit of cheering up in here tonight ;)

[keehotee]

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference Between Male and female Birds.

I always thought it had to be determined surgically.


Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...

See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done - even by one with limited bird watching skills.

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http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/keehotee/tellingbirdssex.gif

[cacherelle]

I'm guessing the one on the left, the one on the right is a male definitely going on about how goooood he is.......................the female on the left is checking the new seasons fine feathers in the shop windows! :P

[nobbynobbs]

LOL :lol:

brightens up the early mornings as well!! :D