cacherelle
3rd April 2007, 05:23 PM
The British Military writes OFRs (Officer Fitness Reports). The form used
for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S-206 and these are actual
excerpts.
1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. I would not breed from this officer.
3. This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there.
5. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
7. Technically sound, but socially impossible.
8. This officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope always spinning around
at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
9. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
10. When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since
then he has aged considerably.
11. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
12. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.
13. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
14. This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
15. In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
feet.
16. The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
17. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap.
18. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
LMAO..... know some geocachers that may fit some of these descriptions??? ;)
for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S-206 and these are actual
excerpts.
1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. I would not breed from this officer.
3. This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there.
5. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
7. Technically sound, but socially impossible.
8. This officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope always spinning around
at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
9. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
10. When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since
then he has aged considerably.
11. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
12. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.
13. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
14. This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
15. In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
feet.
16. The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
17. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap.
18. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
LMAO..... know some geocachers that may fit some of these descriptions??? ;)