Late Bake Christmas Cake

[Roving Rangies]

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila
again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...
just in
case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt.
Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through
the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

*CHERRY MISTMAS!*

[KathyXB]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"I like to cook with wine...sometimes I even put it in the food"

:P :

[Mrs Blorenge]

Excellent! Love it! :lol:

[Tiger-Eyes]

That would be a Keith Floyd recipe then
:lol:

[nobbynobbs]

just don't light any matches anywhere near her at christmas!!!! :

[Rebble]

I couldn't find a fluffy bowl would this do?


****** the ferret drank all the Tequila and scoffed the eggs

Where's the gin?