room 101

[nobbynobbs]

well after inspiration from bill here it is.

what would you like taken to room 101 to be never seen again?

right now for me it has to be spammers!!!! :angry:

[Roving Rangies]

It would have to be Nobby! :lol: :lol:


Only joking, I think it would be anti- offroaders! :angry: Over the last few days when we have spent our time and fuel dragging cars out of flood water, they will kick us in the teeth again for owning a 4x4x3

[zaphod b]

the ex

[KathyXB]

I'll second that zaphodb!

[Tiger-Eyes]

Dog poo (or at least the owners who don't clean it up) h34r:

[t.a.folk]

Loud fireworks .

[Mrs Blorenge]

English Mustard and Horse radish

Hate them!... Do you really want to eat that? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:P

[Tiger-Eyes]

I HATE IT

[Mrs Blorenge]

:lol:
LOVE IT!

[KathyXB]

Rice pudding - bleugh! :wacko:

[lost it]

Mrs blorenge

[Tiger-Eyes]

Originally posted by lost it@Nov 29 2006, 02:04 PM
Mrs blorenge

Nooooooooooooo not MrsB
room 101 would get all the tea
We LOVE MrsB :lol:

[lost it]

Originally posted by The Nutters+Nov 29 2006, 02:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Nutters &#064; Nov 29 2006, 02:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lost it@Nov 29 2006, 02:04 PM
Mrs blorenge

Nooooooooooooo not MrsB
room 101 would get all the tea
We LOVE MrsB :lol: [/b][/quote]
shes in there consuming all the marmite and tidying up the clutter

[lost it]

Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Nov 29 2006, 12:53 PM
English Mustard and Horse radish

Hate them&#33;... Do you really want to eat that? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:P

are you sure that horseradish and not a prehistoric rabbit

[nobbynobbs]

Originally posted by zaphod b@Nov 29 2006, 08:40 AM
the ex

can i put two items in at once then? :lol:

QUOTE (Mrs Blorenge @ Nov 29 2006, 12:53 PM)
English Mustard and Horse radish

Hate them&#33;... Do you really want to eat that? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



are you sure that horseradish and not a prehistoric rabbit

well i was worried that it was something other than a rabbit&#33;

[Mrs Blorenge]

I rather suspect that Lost It wasn&#39;t thinking "fluffy bunny" <_< , but I could be totally wrong... :unsure:

[nobbynobbs]

i&#39;m far too innocent to possibly understand.... well ok i wasn&#39;t but now my memory isn&#39;t that good&#33;


dog poo.

[Roving Rangies]

Why would you want to fill room 101 with Dog Poo?? it will stink the office out with dog poo everywhere&#33; what about a nice crisp wrapper or Mc D carton?

Vivien

[Tiger-Eyes]

Originally posted by The Nutters@Nov 29 2006, 11:14 AM
Dog poo (or at least the owners who don&#39;t clean it up) h34r:

it seems as if great minds think alike oh great nobby
Do you like marmite though???? <_<

[KathyXB]

what about a nice crisp wrapper

oh I couldn&#39;t agree more...I live next to a school and all their blimmin&#39; crisp bags are all over my garden. That&#39;s another reason to ban the junk food&#33;&#33;&#33;

[nobbynobbs]

Originally posted by The Nutters+Dec 1 2006, 09:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Nutters @ Dec 1 2006, 09:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Nutters@Nov 29 2006, 11:14 AM
Dog poo (or at least the owners who don&#39;t clean it up) h34r:

it seems as if great minds think alike oh great nobby
Do you like marmite though???? <_< [/b][/quote]
love it&#33;&#33;&#33; can&#39;t eat very much of it though... :



check out staff with colds/flu. cough into hands (if you are lucky) then without wiping hands just carry on scanning your food&#33; :angry:

[KathyXB]

on the subject of checkout staff, its very annoying when they finish with your payment and start scanning the next person&#39;s stuff before you have gathered up your bags...will it kill them to wait a few moments to let you get away first?&#33; :huh: :angry:


LOVE marmite&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[nobbynobbs]

obscure one....

being single.....

[Rebble]

Can I put Osama Bin Laden in Room 101?

[nobbynobbs]

but who would the americans shoot at?

[KathyXB]

each other.

or our troops. (which they seem to do rather too often.

[nobbynobbs]

too true....

so how about all political leaders...

then we all have to take turns to be the prime minister for a year. lets be honest we couldn&#39;t do any worse could we. and think of the peace and quiet if all the politicians and leaders of the world were no longer there. B)

[Mrs Blorenge]

<_< OK... so can I come out of the room now? The quality of the party just went downhill... There&#39;s just a bunch of yobs in here.

(MrsB is removing a crate of Stella from MrBush, before he starts slurring his words.)

[Roving Rangies]

Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Dec 4 2006, 08:14 AM
<_< OK... so can I come out of the room now? The quality of the party just went downhill... There&#39;s just a bunch of yobs in here.

(MrsB is removing a crate of Stella from MrBush, before he starts slurring his words.)

so....Mr bush only has had one bottle then? :lol: :lol:

Roving Rangies

[lost it]

Originally posted by Roving Rangies+Dec 4 2006, 09:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Roving Rangies @ Dec 4 2006, 09:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mrs Blorenge@Dec 4 2006, 08:14 AM
<_< OK... so can I come out of the room now? The quality of the party just went downhill... There&#39;s just a bunch of yobs in here.

(MrsB is removing a crate of Stella from MrBush, before he starts slurring his words.)

so....Mr bush only has had one bottle then? :lol: :lol:

Roving Rangies [/b][/quote]
yeah Mrs B drank the rest of the case along with all the sherry and maderia

[KathyXB]

After being stuck in a traffic jam with nowt else apparently on the radio I am reminded how much I really hate R&B&#33;

[nobbynobbs]

you could have always tried a different channel..... :lol:


how about all junk mail?

[Rebble]

Never mix politics and comedy it&#39;ll only reveals the truth and ruins polite conversation

Can I send Bill Gates to Room 101?

[nobbynobbs]

don&#39;t see why not. assuming that you can fit him and his vast fortune through the door&#33;

i want to put in anyone who bans anything incase it offends someone.
ie no xmas decorations incase it offends anyone of a different faith.

[Mrs Blorenge]

:huh: Oh.
That&#39;ll spoil all my fun...
Can I do some human sacrifices instead?

[nobbynobbs]

feel free i want the people who want to ban stuff put in. not the celebrations themselves.
want to celebrate diwhali, ramadam feel free i&#39;ve no problem with that just don&#39;t moan that i&#39;m celbrating christmas ( to be fair it is very rarely other religions thta want a ban just dopey busy bodies with nothing better to do&#33

[Rebble]

Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Dec 5 2006, 08:29 AM
:huh: Oh.
That&#39;ll spoil all my fun...
Can I do some human sacrifices instead?

Burnt any wicker men recently? :lol:

[lost it]

Burnt any wicker men recently? :lol:

:huh: no shes just buried her husband under the patio

[Mrs Blorenge]

Can we put all golf balls in Room 101? Then they won&#39;t be able to stray into caches.

[nobbynobbs]

but how would i enjoy a game of golf?


i think anything is a valid left item if it is still wrapped up in it&#39;s original packet.

can we put all the people in who are insisting on calling this the mildest winter yadder yadder yadder.... it&#39;s only december. i think we&#39;ve got a little bit of winter to go yet.
it&#39;s always got to be talk about the coldest/hotest/driest/wetest....... just damn well enjoy what ever it is&#33; :

[Mrs Blorenge]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 6 2006, 10:16 PM
but how would i enjoy a game of golf?

Ah. OK... you&#39;re a golfer... hmmm
Well, if I&#39;m in a room full of golf balls, I&#39;ll issue them out to you as required for legitimate golf-playing action.
Just submit the appropriate request form to me, in triplicate

[Woodchurch One]

As a fellow golfer of erratic aim/ability I tend not to invest in any ball that comes in a box.

[nobbynobbs]

have to say that after the normal round of military golf (left/right/left/right) and the subsequent forages into the undergrowth i have never needed to buy any balls having found plenty of other peoples&#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol:


how could we cram daytime rain into the room? happy for it to rain as we need the water but why not overnight so that the days are clear to enjoy the sunshine.

[lost it]

can we put small people in

[Mrs Blorenge]

:angry: Define "small".

(I suggest you do it carefully <_< )

[nobbynobbs]

you&#39;ve got to say why you want them put in...... make a good enough argument and they go.... mrs b exempted of course&#33; :lol:

[Rebble]

Lost It probably means small people as in Titches



Admin I am absolutely shocked and disgusted by the blatant SIZEIST remarks on this website

regards
Annoyed Shorty of Tunbridge Wells :lol: :lol: :lol:

[lost it]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 8 2006, 08:45 PM
you&#39;ve got to say why you want them put in...... make a good enough argument and they go.... mrs b exempted of course&#33; :lol:

oh well that killed that I was trying to get Mrs B permenent residency

[Mrs Blorenge]

This is quite a nice little room, this 101...
I could move in permanently. It just needs some new floral chintz curtains... a wicker basket for all those golf balls... a big cupboard (with a padlock) for all the Marmite, mustard and horseradish... a nice tea trolley

Mr Bush and Mr Bin Laden have agreed to share the next door double room with en sweet (humbugs)

You&#39;ll miss me when I&#39;m gone :P

[Admin]

Rebble wrote:
Admin I am absolutely shocked and disgusted by the blatant SIZEIST remarks on this website

regards
Annoyed Shorty of Tunbridge Wells :lol: :lol: :lol:

SHORT shrift will be given to even the SMALLEST sizeist remark - we will have LITTLE hesitation in removing the TINIEST untoward comment. h34r: :P

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Bill